By Mark Rodriguez
Carnage has escaped and started yet another of his bloody murder sprees. Deadpool considered himself crazy enough to stop him and heads out to find him. The two meet, and Deadpool manages to shove a grenade into the symbiote's mouth. Just as the Merc with the Mouth gloats his victory, his face gets blasted off by Shriek, Carnage's just-as-insane female companion. Let's see what happens.
Carnage is lifting Deadpool off the ground, while impaling him, and demands to know how he was found. Deadpool, while regenerating his face back, says he was able to follow his clues and patterns, since they're both the same kinds of crazy.
Carnage is all about chaos and gets angry at being accused of having any sort of pattern and wants to finish him off. Carnage impales Deadpool multiple times, and the mercenary asks him if he likes music. Carnage thinks he's gone crazy and Deadpool blasts him with dubstep on his twin speakers.
Deadpool explains the he worked with Venom before and knows he's vulnerable to super sonics, so he attacks him with illegaly downloaded music because 'he's got good enough for sonic torture that's been paid for'. Shriek blasts Deadpool and destroys the speakers. As Carnage leaps out at him, he tosses incendiary grenades at him. Deadpool braces himself, but nothing happens. As Carnage teases his weapons for not working, Deadpool remembers that he rigged them to work with a remote detonator, so he presses the button and blows him up.
Deadpool gloats some more and does some poses, but Carnage isn't done just yet. A tendril from Carnage's symbiote runs Deadpool through and Shriek flies off carrying Carnage. Deadpool says it's not fair to have a hot flying girlfriend and passes out.
Deadpool arrives at a storage locker where he keeps spare costumes and weapons. Unfortunately, he missed out on his payments so they sold his stuff. Deadpool gets the address of the person that bought his stuff and goes to his house. He finds a big fat fanboy wearing his outfit... who swears he's not a big fat fanboy of his. It seems the guy, Doverton, is also the right kind of crazy to 'see the signs' and can help Deadpool find Carnage.
Elsewhere Cletus and Shriek are driving around in a stolen car. Shriek is worried about Deadpool finding them again but Cletus is sure that it was just a random fluke. Just then a radio in the backseat has Deadpool's voice coming from it, and he's calling Carnage out. Deadpool is in front of them driving a huge tractor on top of a tow truck. He lets loose, plowing every car in his way, and as he hits their car, Shriek's face is smashes against the windshield, knocking her out. This pisses Carnage off.
Carnage leaps towards the tractor and yanks Deadpool out of it, throwing him off. Carnage is ready for round two and Deadpool pulls out his katana.
My Opinions-
We more wild and crazy action between these two psychos. Sure there isn't that much of a deep plot, but do we really need it? Throw these two maniacs into a ring for 30 pages and take my money. I don't really have much to say besides the jokes and such the summary and pictures in this article have mentioned already. It's kinda weird to see Deadpool unmasked for several pages, but it made sense considering Shriek burned his face off, and mask along with it last time.
Shriek is funny, she truly does adore Carnage for whatever reason, and is usually in the background in some sort of cheerful and supportive pose. Though with Carnage being a sick and ruthless monster, I am surprised he actually seems to care when Shriek bashed her face against the windshield.
Carnage has escaped and started yet another of his bloody murder sprees. Deadpool considered himself crazy enough to stop him and heads out to find him. The two meet, and Deadpool manages to shove a grenade into the symbiote's mouth. Just as the Merc with the Mouth gloats his victory, his face gets blasted off by Shriek, Carnage's just-as-insane female companion. Let's see what happens.
Carnage is lifting Deadpool off the ground, while impaling him, and demands to know how he was found. Deadpool, while regenerating his face back, says he was able to follow his clues and patterns, since they're both the same kinds of crazy.
Carnage is all about chaos and gets angry at being accused of having any sort of pattern and wants to finish him off. Carnage impales Deadpool multiple times, and the mercenary asks him if he likes music. Carnage thinks he's gone crazy and Deadpool blasts him with dubstep on his twin speakers.
Deadpool explains the he worked with Venom before and knows he's vulnerable to super sonics, so he attacks him with illegaly downloaded music because 'he's got good enough for sonic torture that's been paid for'. Shriek blasts Deadpool and destroys the speakers. As Carnage leaps out at him, he tosses incendiary grenades at him. Deadpool braces himself, but nothing happens. As Carnage teases his weapons for not working, Deadpool remembers that he rigged them to work with a remote detonator, so he presses the button and blows him up.
Deadpool gloats some more and does some poses, but Carnage isn't done just yet. A tendril from Carnage's symbiote runs Deadpool through and Shriek flies off carrying Carnage. Deadpool says it's not fair to have a hot flying girlfriend and passes out.
Deadpool arrives at a storage locker where he keeps spare costumes and weapons. Unfortunately, he missed out on his payments so they sold his stuff. Deadpool gets the address of the person that bought his stuff and goes to his house. He finds a big fat fanboy wearing his outfit... who swears he's not a big fat fanboy of his. It seems the guy, Doverton, is also the right kind of crazy to 'see the signs' and can help Deadpool find Carnage.
Elsewhere Cletus and Shriek are driving around in a stolen car. Shriek is worried about Deadpool finding them again but Cletus is sure that it was just a random fluke. Just then a radio in the backseat has Deadpool's voice coming from it, and he's calling Carnage out. Deadpool is in front of them driving a huge tractor on top of a tow truck. He lets loose, plowing every car in his way, and as he hits their car, Shriek's face is smashes against the windshield, knocking her out. This pisses Carnage off.
Carnage leaps towards the tractor and yanks Deadpool out of it, throwing him off. Carnage is ready for round two and Deadpool pulls out his katana.
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| wow... he actually cares... |
We more wild and crazy action between these two psychos. Sure there isn't that much of a deep plot, but do we really need it? Throw these two maniacs into a ring for 30 pages and take my money. I don't really have much to say besides the jokes and such the summary and pictures in this article have mentioned already. It's kinda weird to see Deadpool unmasked for several pages, but it made sense considering Shriek burned his face off, and mask along with it last time.
Shriek is funny, she truly does adore Carnage for whatever reason, and is usually in the background in some sort of cheerful and supportive pose. Though with Carnage being a sick and ruthless monster, I am surprised he actually seems to care when Shriek bashed her face against the windshield.
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