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By Mark Rodriguez Carnage went on a killing spree and Deadpool decided he's crazy enough to take him down. After facing off several times, the battle led both of them to a military base designed to take down symbiotes. Carnage sliced and diced Deadpool into pieces and left him for dead. Unbeknownst to him, several symbiotes have attached themselves to Deadpool and have brought him back....  The issue opens in the Carrington Cottage Psychiatric Hospital as Carnage is questioning several of the doctors there, and killing them when he doesn't like the answers. Deadpool's words of 'following the signs' are getting to him and he hates knowing some force is out there controlling him since he's all about chaos. Just then he gets sniped, as half his face is blown off by a shot coming from the window. Shriek tends to him as they both realize that Deadpool is alivee and still out there.  Deadpool is hiding on a tree branch outside and sends Lasher,...

By Mark Rodriguez Carnage is on a rampage, and Deadpool decided he's crazy enough to stop him. After fighting it out, the killer maniac got away with help from Shriek. After Deadpool got help from a crazy fanboy, he managed to find Carnage and Shriek again in a getaway car, and due to a tractor the Merc with the Mouth was driving, Shriek hit her head on the windshield and is knocked out. Carnage is pissed and it's time for round 2! This comic starts off with Carnage and Deadpool hacking and slashing at each other. Carnage impales Deadpool, but he continues to talk his ear off. The symbiote tosses Deadpool onto a speeding truck. The truck driver stops and a crowd gathers to watch a badly broken and bleeding Deadpool get up and slowly heal back to normal. He looks more signs and sees a 'Mercury' logo on the truck driver and a schoolbus rooting for a team passes by, so he decides to look for a Mercury Team. Carnage has a family hostage in their car a...

By Mark Rodriguez Carnage has escaped and started yet another of his bloody murder sprees. Deadpool considered himself crazy enough to stop him and heads out to find him. The two meet, and Deadpool manages to shove a grenade into the symbiote's mouth. Just as the Merc with the Mouth gloats his victory, his face gets blasted off by Shriek, Carnage's just-as-insane female companion. Let's see what happens. Carnage is lifting Deadpool off the ground, while impaling him, and demands to know how he was found. Deadpool, while regenerating his face back, says he was able to follow his clues and patterns, since they're both the same kinds of crazy. Carnage is all about chaos and gets angry at being accused of having any sort of pattern and wants to finish him off. Carnage impales Deadpool multiple times, and the mercenary asks him if he likes music. Carnage thinks he's gone crazy and Deadpool blasts him with dubstep on his twin speakers. Deadpool e...

By Mark Rodriguez Deadpool VS Carnage. Just look at that. Deadpool..... VS..... Carnage. If that doesn't say 'shut up and take my money' I don't know what will. Let's check it out. The story starts at a local coffee shop on the Kansas state line. One of the state troopers reads the papers about how Carnage escaped and is starting another murder spree. He complains about how they should just shoot him down instead of always trying to rehabilitate him, just so he could escape again. He mentions if he ever ran into him, he'd shoot first and try to reform him later. The guy sitting next to him get offended.. and suddenly kills him, revealing himself to be Carnage. Three tough guys say they're not gonna put up with his crap, but Carnage slices and dices them to pieces. Everyone else tries to get away, but Carnage seals the exits saying that 'there's plenty of love to go around'. Meanwhile in New York, Deadpool is chilling in hi...