Mark's Epic Blog of Randomness

 By Mark Rodriguez      Batman has been called to Moscow to take down the KGBeast's deadly protege, the NVKDemon. He has a hit list of several men he considers weak and traitorous towards the Soviet Union and has already killed several. Batman confronted the Demon and was outmatched. The Demon managed to elude capture, now more determined to carry out his murderous plans. What will happen now? "When the Earth Dies- Chapter Two- Underworlds" opens with Batman watching over a hockey game in the Lenin Stadium in Moscow, an American team playing against the Russian team. He radios Detective Nikita Krakov and says the Demon hasn't shown up yet. He's certain he will be at the game since he is following a pattern. Nikita tells Batman he's hope he's right, but mostly they can prevent the Demon from killing again. He has warned Aleksey against being out in crowds but since it was his son's birthday and there was a soccer game, he refused. Family tradition is i...

By Mark Rodriguez We continue my look back to the actual Batman comics I purchased back during my childhood. The first Batman issue I bought was issue 444, but that was part 2 of a 2-part story. This was before the days of going to an actual comic shop and back-ordering a missed issue. This was when you just bought comics at a grocery store or pharmacy. This is my first full Batman story, a three part tale that takes the Caped Crusader to Russia. Let's check it out. "When the Earth Dies! Chapter One: Red Square! Bloody Square!" opens with narration explaining how Batman knows every bit of the city. He knows every street, every back alley, every sewer, from the business district, the parks and the ghettos. They are all part of his city to protect. Just then Batman leaps into a dark alley to stop a villain named Slasher from killing another victim. Slasher has sharp weapons attached to his arms, a blade on one hand and a spinning buzzsaw on the other. Slasher says these ...

 By Mark Rodriguez This time we got a few comics from Third Eye and Alpha Comics, but a lot of it was catching up on older and missed titles. It turns out I waited one week too long to grab the last two issues of the Carnage series, so I had to go to HipComics. Captain Marvel Dark Past # 1 - Carol Danvers realizes she never got all her memories back from her incident with Rogue several years prior. What do these new memories mean, and how will Carol figure things out when she can't tell the difference between new memories and visions from the future? Captain Marvel Dark Past # 1 Review   The New Ms. Marvel # 20- A reprint from a classic comic as Carol faces off against lizard men.  Venom # 254- It turns out even though the comic went from 'The All-New Venom' back to the regular title, the MJ Venom adventures continue. I'll be buying the missing issues in between All-New and the regular title since there aren't that many. The Amazing Spider-Man # 26- The Death Spi...

 By Mark Rodriguez Some time ago, the Udon comics introduced a group of original enemies called Vortex. So far Chun Li, Zangief, Guile and Elena have run into different members of this evil organization. Now it's Karin's turn. Let's see what happens. The story opens at the Kanzuki Corporation Mountaintop R&D Tech Facility in the Dufourspitze, Swiss Alps where Birdie is was told to stand outside because 'his face was ruining the vibe'. He's freezing and has half a mind to leave if the only way off the mountain wasn't be helicopter. Karin's butler, Ishizaki shows up with Birdie's lunch, a huge burger accompanied by a jar of horseradish. Just then, something is seen in the distance, flying his way and he wonders what it is. A young woman with green hair lands in front of Birdie, her parachute falling all over him. She says it would have been cooler if she smashed through the skylight. Birdie tells her the party is by invite only and unless she has o...

 By Mark Rodriguez Back in 2019, Dead or Alive 6 came out with mixed reactions due to how the girls were more covered up when compared to previous titles. For better or for worse, the Dead or Alive series has always been known for the alluring outfits and martial arts fighting women with bouncing boobs. Team Ninja tried to focus more on the fighting than the sex appeal for the sake of making it on EVO, which would kill its popularity and eventually never make it on EVO anyway. Personally I always figured they'd eventually release all the bikinis and maid outfits you'd expect from the game series through waves of DLC, but it looks like by the time we got there it was too little too late for a lot of the fanbase. Other problems were the hundred dollar season packs, having to re-purchase characters that were already DLC in DOA5 (Nyotengu, Phase 4, Rachael, Momiji and Mai), the free costumes being broken up into parts which take forever to collect, re-selling previous costumes and ...

 By Mark Rodriguez I didn't think I'd pick this one up but the premise grabbed me. Captain Marvel seems to have some locked memories from her days as Miss Marvel that are coming back to bite her in present day... but what can she do if she doesn't remember? Let's see what happens.    "Captain Marvel Dark Past" opens with Carol Danvers waiting outside a building. She monologues that she focuses too much in the future which is often easier then remembering the past. She explains that several years ago, her memories were stolen by Rogue. She thought most of them came back, but lately she's been getting flashes of new memories she doesn't remember. These new memories feel like they don't really belong to her. She snaps out of it as Tony Stark arrives. Carol says she doesn't want to go in the building alone. Tony, arm in a sling, asks if she's alright. Carol says she's had a guy and tells him to go in. Tony refuses and says he'll catch ...

 By Mark Rodriguez The Pantheon has finally made their move and started attacking the city with an army of robots. The Turtles fight them off with help of Master Splinter, Metalhead, Mondo Gecko, Mona Lisa, Dirk Savage and Bakari. The Pantheon have their own issues as Krang betrayed them and took control of the robot army. Donatello managed to sneak into the Pantheon base just as the Pantheon returned! What will happen now?   "Perils of the Pantheon Part 3- Whoosh There It was..." opens in the Pantheon's flying fortress which is currently hovering above Manhattan. Donatello says he wasn't expecting everyone to come back so soon and gets away with his smoke bombs. Scratch asks if the Turtles are going to use smoke bombs every time they show up. The Pantheon heads off to find Donatello and Hob heads towards the computer room to regain control of the robots. Donatello hides from sight and plans to follow Hob to the computer room. Back on Earth, Shredder te...