Mark's Epic Blog of Randomness

 By Mark Rodriguez Hordak is the major threat to Eternia now and the forces of both He-Man and Skeletor have gathered to stop him. While He-Man plans things out with the Sorceress, She-Ra has temporarily allied herself with Skeletor, Beast Man and Trap Jaw as they head into Despondos to launch a sneak attack on Hordak's power source, his vast collection of captured souls over the centuries. The issue opens with a savage war, as Prince Adam leads the Masters and the Snake Men into all the cities that have been taken by Horde so they could take them back. As Adam leads his men onwards he sees a man in the distance, which looks like his father. Adam awakens, now it being a day after the liberation. He hears noise outside and see some of the Snake Men destroying Horde statues and chasing down Imp. Just before one of the snakes could kill Imp, Fisto stops him and says they can't reduce themselves to act like their enemies. The Snake Men know he's speaking for Adam and...

 By Mark Rodriguez Hordak has become an all-powerful force that must be stopped. Skeletor saved She-Ra from getting killed after Hordak obtained the powers of Grayskull and wants her help in defeating him. Evil Lyn felt betrayed and took the Eyes of Chrono and Chaos with her, handing them over to Hordak. Meanwhile the Sorceress shows He-Man the price he would have to pay for stopping Hordak, a future 30 years later that showed that the same power that He-Man used to destroy Hordak would corrupt him and he would become a dictator himself, ending when She-Ra kills him in battle. Ready to pay the ultimate sacrifice to save Eternia, and snaps the Power Sword in half, turning back into Prince Adam. The Sorceress is happy about this but how will Adam help save the day? Skeletor rushes with Beast Man, Trap Jaw and She-Ra as he says they have little time to stop Hordak since he already knows Evil Lyn will go to him. He says that Hordak linked the planet Etheria with Despodos an...

 By Mark Rodriguez The planet goes to war as everyone is trying to get the Eyes of Chrono and Chaos to rule everything. Skeletor already had one, while Hordak had the other. After gaining the powers of Grayskull with his own Power Sword, Hordak impaled She-Ra, but before he could finish the job, Skeletor appears and takes both She-Ra and the stone. Skeletor actually wants to help She-Ra kill Hordak so when all is said and done he can quit being evil and go back to being Keldor (or so he says). Evil Lyn won't stand for this and takes the Eyes of Chrono and Chaos and runs, delivering them to Hordak himself. He-Man, determined to do 'whatever it takes' to stop Hordak, is taken to a magic door by the Sorceress. He awakens 30 years in the future where he is married to Teela, has already saved the world from Hordak, but is also ruling Eternia under his own dictatorship! Now what will happen? King He-Man walks among the crowds as everyone seems to love and worship him...

 By Mark Rodriguez All of Eternia's forces are out to find the Eyes of Chronos and Chaos to prevent the other from conquering or destroying everything. Since Teela is the new snake-themed Sorceress, the Snake Men now fight alongside He-Man, and after our bold hero saved Rattlor from war injuries, he now chooses to follow him out of actual respect rather than blind loyalty. Hordak forges his own Power Sword and gains the powers of Grayskull.... and impales She Ra with the giant sword, complete with lighting blasting out through her back. As She Ra lies a bloody mess, Skeletor suddenly arrives to grab her and teleports her to his lair. But to what end? The issue opens with She-Ra bleeding to death and weakly begging for her sword. Evil Lyn, Trap Jaw and Beast Man taunt her, and Skeletor tells them he didn't bring her to his lair just to watch her die and commands that they give her the sword. She Ra holds onto it and it starts to glow. Within seconds she's complet...

 By Mark Rodriguez The heroes of Eternia wage war on evil and seek to find the Eyes of Chrono and Chaos before the bad guys do... without knowing that Skeletor already has the Eye of Chaos. He-Man and the Snake Men retake Mount Zoar from Mantenna's forces. She-Ra defeats Catra and Scorpia but runs into the new form of Hordak, now energized by the Powers of Greyskull! Hordak is ready to kill She-Ra, but Stratos leads his men to attack him. Hordak waves his sword and flames engulf all of the soldiers. She-Ra says that she will destroy him, telling him that he is no longer Despera nor Adora. At Mount Zoar, Mendor uses his healing powers to save Rattlor from his injuries. Rattlor is surprised because King Hiss would have just let him die. Mendor thinks the Snake Man is being ungrateful, but Rattlor says King Hiss was wrong and chooses to follow He-Man towards victory. Mendor is impressed by Rattlor's loyalty due to how He-Man has become a great king. He-Man sees that Te...

 By Mark Rodriguez He-Man, She-Ra and the Sorceress had declared war on the Horde and stop them (or anyone else) from claiming the Eyes of Chrono and Chaos. What they don't know is that Skeletor already has the Eye of Chaos. He-Man led the Snake Men to take back Mount Zoar, thanks to Man-At-Arms and Roboto blowing up the Horde's Orbital Disrupter out in space (Man-At-Arms was wearing Roboto like Iron Man armor). Unfortunately, Roboto was caught in the blast and now they're both hurtling towards Eternia, burning up as they go against the planet's atmosphere. Just like last issue dealt with He-Man's mission, this one deals with She-Ra's mission to retrieve the Eye of Chrono. She-Ra asks the Sorceress how she can do that when the Horde has tried for months but have failed to find it. The Sorceress explains that the gems were made of the same primordial lava that the jewel in her Power Sword does, so since they're linked, the gem will lead her to it....

 By Mark Rodriguez Last time we had Hordak forge his own Power Sword and become even more powerful than he was already. There are also powerful gems out there called the Eye of Chaos and the Eye of Chronos, and it just so happens that Skeletor has the Eye of Chaos. He-Man, She-Ra and the Sorceress (formerly Teela who is also now leader of the Snake Men, if ya didn't know) decide to join forces, wage war and stop the forces of evil from getting these all-powerful gems. The issue opens with He-Man on Battle Cat leading a huge army of Snake Men, all armed to teeth, ready to storm into Mount Zoar and retake it from the Horde come day break. Their main problem is the Horde's Orbital Disruptor. Two nights earlier, He-Man and Man-At-Arms discuss this, and Duncan says he has a way to neutralize it with the help of one of the Horde's teleport devices he managed to obtained earlier. Man-At-Arms has Roboto prepared for such a mission. He-Man asks him what Teela meant whe...

 By Mark Rodriguez The DC comics version of Masters of the Universe has a bloody history starting years ago when a woman named Saryn betrays the legendary King Grayskull and kills him while he's drugged and immobilized. From then on, her people and the land of Anwat Gar is forbidden and cast aside from the rest of the world. In modern day, Adora struggles with who she is and who she was raised to be and was told by the Sorceress to go to this land to find her answers. He-Man finds her and follows her and Tri Klops finds them. Adora is given a sword by the Sorceress, but it possesses her and makes her reenact Saryn's actions from centuries ago, killing He-Man. The Sorceress shows Adora that just like He-Man's blood spills now, so did King Greyskull's back then which unlocked a hidden underground room with a second power sword that noone knew about. Saryn found it and kept it to this day as she is now a witch cursed to haunt the forests of Anwat Gar. Adora...