Mark's Epic Blog of Randomness

 By Mark Rodriguez The Shredder has returned to life after literally escaping hell. Rather than continue his evil ways, he is actually trying to redeem himself from his past sins and sets out to lead the Turtles against the Rat King and his evil plans.  The story opens with Shredder talking to the Turtles around the campfire in the forest. He wanted to keep away from the Turtles after all the harm he's caused them, but with the upcoming Armageddon Game coming soon, he can't sit idly by. He says the Rat King will bring obstacles that will not know how to deal with and with proper training they will not survive.  Shredder will teach them the lost mystic arts of Kuji-Kiri, The Ten Cuts, hand gestures that can summon the energies of the universe. These techniques were taught to individuals in critical secret missions and are forbidden to use them outside of that mission. Mikey asks why these techniques are so dangerous. Leo says these techniques have close ties to black magic...

 Mark Rodriguez The leader of the Eternals plans to wipe out mutants since they have mastered immortality due to never-ending cloning technology on their living island of Krakoa. They have even captured Mr. Sinister as part of their plans. How will this go, especially when the Avengers also get involved? The story open in a restaurant in New York as Tony Stark wants to find out from Sersi why they will be fighting each other soon. Sersi says their fight will most likely be against the mutants. Suddenly Phoenix swoops in and socks Sersi in the face, taking out into space. Captain Marvel and Thor confirm that they have captured her and will bring her in.  Meanwhile in The Treehouse, still in New York, Cyclops saw Phoenix flies by and comments that it's odd that she's an Avenger. Jean is distracted reading the minds of enraged people in a protest, angry that mutants can now cheat death but aren't sharing that technology with humans. Jean reads the mind of a woman crying asking...

 By Mark Rodriguez We get three matches this week as Kiera Hogan returns to action as well as the Dark Julia Hart and The Problem Marina Shafir. Match 1- Kiera Hogan vs Allie Recks   Kiera starts things off kicking Allie in the midsection and throwing some elbow shots to the face. Allie manages to sock her in the face and then does a cartwheel and elbows her up against the ropes. Allie grabs Kiera in a snapmare and then knocks her back with a dropkick. She goes for a pin but Kiera kicks out. Kiera gets Allie in a jawbeaker but her opponent tries to get her in a back slide pin. Kiera kicks out of her pin attempts and manages to kick her in the face, knocking her on her back.  Kiera runs towards Allie and knocks her up against the ropes with a flying dropkick. Kiera hits her with a running hip attack and then a running single leg slide dropkick. Kiera gets Allie with a Legdrop and then lays her out with a roundhouse kick to the face.  Match 2- Tracy Nyxx vs M...

 By Mark Rodriguez Match 1- Nyla Rose and Marina Shafir w/ Vickie Guerrero vs Angelica Risk and Shalonce Royal  Nyla wastes not time starting the match by kicking Angelica down and tossing her across the ring. Nyla grabs her and tosses her a second time, almost over the entire ring. The Native Beast grabs Angelica and tags in Marina. Marina kicks Angelica in the ribs and then hits her with two uppercuts and flips her to the mat. Marina grabs her arm but Angelica fights back, trying to get loose and tag in her partner. Marina pulls her back to the mat and stomps on her.  Marina is still holding onto Angelica's wrist and she drags her over as she tags in Nyla. Nyla grabs her arm and knocks her down with a clothesline. Nyla knocks her down a second time and gets her in a fireman's carry. Angelica fights her way out of it and bounces off the ropes. She runs towards Nyla hoping to knock her down, but she gets an elbow to the face instead. Nyla picks up Angelica in a firem...

 By Mark Rodriguez Match 1- Max The Impaler vs Ella Envy vs Taya Valkyrie The match starts with Ella, unwisely, talking trash to both of her opponents. This leads to Taya smacking her, followed by Max smacking her, and then both competitors smacking her at the same time and knocking her down. Taya and Max grab Ella and bounce her against the ropes, knocking her down with a double shoulder tackle. Taya gets Ella against the ropes and starts kicking her and lands a harsh chop towards her chest. Taya grabs her and throws her across the ring....where she lands right at Max's feet. As she tried to get away, Max grabs her by the hair and viciously throws her right back towards Taya. Taya taunts Ella and sets her up against the ropes, throwing kicks at her. Taya shoves her towards Max who knocks her down with a body block. Taya and Max then take turns running into poor Ella with uppercuts. Taya runs at her with double knees and then whips her back into Max who picks her up and bodysl...

 By Mark Rodriguez There is a mysterious mass murderer on the loose and due to his cat-theme, both Batman and Catwoman are being blamed for it by mass media. After getting into a fight with this Catman, Catwoman offers a partnership with the Dark Knight. Catwoman stands before Batman as he carries Sharlene, the TV weathergirl he had just rescued and tells him Catman is more than he can handle alone. Since Batman rescued Sharlene, Catman managed to get away. Catwoman tells him that he will need a partner. Batman takes Sharlene back inside her penthouse and asks Catwoman why he shouldn't just take her down now. Catwoman says she's not a murderer and she thinks her feelings towards crime might have changed. She leaves her offer on the table and tells him if Catman continues using these tactics, it will take two people to stop him. Batman calls the police to check on the woman who might need psychological and medical attention. As he turns, Catwoman is already gone. The papers hit ...